Part II of Pacific Northwest is Calling:
Cougar Que, KCBS and the Results
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| That's a cougar in the background being grilled, along with a gator, 2 mountain goats and 2 pigs. |
To all the Masters of the Grill, Chiefs of the Charcoal, King of the Pit, Boss of the BBQ - also known as the dude in the apron.
(The first part will rehash some of our last BBQ Bytes - to provide context....and because I forgot Part I included the vending.)
After day one of the Ice Box Cook-off, a SCA event, the family shut down our site and headed back to our hotel for the night. I would need to be back and set up for the day of vending to the locals. Jackie dropped me off at 10 and Anabell and I started prepping for our People's Choice product we would be selling. Fruit Kabobs.
I have done a few people's choice vending events. Generally - the guys with trailers or food trucks clean up. My first year - we were going to do steak street tacos, but we modified because our neighbor was also doing tacos - including making home made tortillas. We switched to Steak on a stick and Cowboy beans. We split a small pot with the event. Our second one was in Absarokee in 2021. We were to begin selling at 1 pm (30 minutes before Brisket turn in.) It was in the 90s and Anabell and I had not gotten very much sleep the night before. All morning I was dragging ass - so I quickly decided - even though we had made two lasagna pans of Jambalaya (sounds delish in 90 degree temperature right) we were just going to stay closed all afternoon. I have found that when the vending is the night before the KCBS comp - it is more reasonable - especially if you did all of your trimming before you arrived.
Because we did not have time to trim our meats before arriving (remember - we took off on Tuesday) - I wanted something easy to prep and serve. I was also nervous about the temperature. The weekend before Oregon was mostly in the 90s. I choose Fruit Kabobs because prep would be easy, storage in an ice chest would be easy and there would be little effort needed. We called it a little palate cleanser for everyone's BBQ. Next time - I should see if they would offer wine at the beer stations and I could call it BYOW Sangria.
Some of the other BBQ teams shook their heads. Many had spent Friday night prepping Pork Shoulder or pork belly for their vending station. They looked at me like I had lost my mind, but also that I was cheating in some way. Jackie summed up their head scratches with - "we brought a knife to a gun fight - Fruit Kabobs to a BBQ." Now the 50 I made to begin with were quickly replaced/"fixed" when Jackie arrived. And she made some beauties.
Early on, a lot of people stared in disbelief at our modest operation. I mean our immediate neighbors had some awesome products to sell. They were all great and each was definitely worth the $3/6. And here I was with a skewer of grapes, oranges, strawberries and mango. But after about an hour people returned for a cold refreshing Fruit Skewer. We knocked out over 150 @ $3 a pop. We were not even close to the leaders, but a little money back is always nice.![]() |
| Bearded Boar had Pork Belly Burnt Ends |
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| Hoggin' da Sauce was selling BBQ Sundaes - Cole Slaw, Pork and Beans. |
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| Hogger Q made two: pulled pork slider and Brisket and Beans |
That night Anabell and I would settle in and prep the meats and I would get the fire going around midnight. My son and wife returned to the hotel. Because he is on the spectrum, it is usually easier for comfort (he complains a lot.) He was happy with his hotel pool, AC and wifi.
The Next BBQ Bytes will focus on our prep for the Wyoming BBQ and Bluegrass Festival and we will take part in some name dropping from past comps. I will also talk about the Pitmaster Podcast with Matt Barber from Hot Wauchula's. Thanks for reading.




























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